Well, hello beautiful. You must be Harvey’s squeeze.

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samiitiger:

petitedeath:

strikelikeahawk:

jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

Reblogging this so I remember to show it to my wife.

I used to do this in high school cause 2 days of the week we did internships and shit and i had to bus alone to downtown seattle and there always creeps. I recommend listening to this.

Because I know several people who would find this useful. :)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED FOR WHERE I WORK.  Holy shit

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clubpenguln:

are we just going to ignore how literally terrifying this scene was from the spongebob movie

image

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laterovaries:

fireandicewillsuffice:

generalgemini-booknerd:

ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

yesss…

DPS and a list of beautiful words? Oh yes.

Love.

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neoliberalismkills:

neoliberalismkills:

if you’re interested, this person is trying to organize a food/meal drive for elementery school kids in Ferguson

schools in Ferguson have been closed since Monday and that’s where a LOT of the kids in Ferguson get their food from, to explain how important this is.

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How freaking much of a coincidence is this????

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feggotdesu:

dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough

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protego-et-servio:

carolinadipper:

protego-et-servio:

carolinadipper:

Fetuses are children

It’s a fetus until birth.  At birth, it becomes sentient.
Children are sentient, conscious, subjective and bodily autonomous people.  Fetuses are not.
We need to worry about the born children who are suffering now, rather than worrying about fetuses that don’t have the capacity to suffer. 

Fetuses suffer just as much as people after birth do when you kill them, they feel pain, they know what’s happening

That’s absolute hogwash fed to you by pro-life liars and biased doctors who “fudged” numbers, and that’s giving them credit.
Fetuses don’t feel pain until the third trimester, if that. It’s highly likely they can’t feel pain because they are a) unconscious (yes, hey become conscious at birth) and b) the uterus probably keeps them anesthetized until birth.  
Most abortions happen in the first trimester.  
Have some UNBIASED information!
x - Journal of the American Medical Association on fetal pain.x - Brain Review: The Importance of Awareness for Understanding Fetal Painx - The Emergence of Human Consciousnessx - Fetuses don’t have the ability to differentiate between sensation and pain until the 35th week.x - Fetal Pain is Horse Hockey: The Studyx - Whole Freakin’ WIki on Fetal Pain, and they cite all the research that the fetus, is likely, to be anesthetized until birth.
TL;DR You’re misinformed and wrong.

protego-et-servio:

carolinadipper:

protego-et-servio:

carolinadipper:

Fetuses are children

It’s a fetus until birth.  At birth, it becomes sentient.

Children are sentient, conscious, subjective and bodily autonomous people.  Fetuses are not.

We need to worry about the born children who are suffering now, rather than worrying about fetuses that don’t have the capacity to suffer. 

Fetuses suffer just as much as people after birth do when you kill them, they feel pain, they know what’s happening

That’s absolute hogwash fed to you by pro-life liars and biased doctors who “fudged” numbers, and that’s giving them credit.

Fetuses don’t feel pain until the third trimester, if that. It’s highly likely they can’t feel pain because they are a) unconscious (yes, hey become conscious at birth) and b) the uterus probably keeps them anesthetized until birth.  

Most abortions happen in the first trimester.  

Have some UNBIASED information!

x - Journal of the American Medical Association on fetal pain.
x - Brain Review: The Importance of Awareness for Understanding Fetal Pain
x - The Emergence of Human Consciousness
x - Fetuses don’t have the ability to differentiate between sensation and pain until the 35th week.
x - Fetal Pain is Horse Hockey: The Study
x - Whole Freakin’ WIki on Fetal Pain, and they cite all the research that the fetus, is likely, to be anesthetized until birth.

TL;DR You’re misinformed and wrong.

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